scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via haileybookky)

sn00p4prez:

if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself

(via crunchier)

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis, via lifes-full-of-inspiration)

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Source: m-eg, via unescapable)

emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

(via unescapable)